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Quick, we must replace Trident.

by frowningstreet @ 2006-12-13 - 19:30:32

It's just like owning a copy of Microsoft Windows. Every once in a while, you have to update or replace the equipment.

And so it goes with the UK nuclear deterrent.

We need to replace Trident. And of course that means buying some new stuff from our childish friends, the Americans.

Trident is currently deployed on 4 nuclear submarines. One is deployed, one is in maintenance, one is on standby, and one is held in reserve.

It's quite a robust and effective system.

The deployed submarine cruises around, cloaked in secrecy, ready to launch the nukes if the word is given.

Stranger still is why we need to replace it. After all, the "Star Wars Defence System" built by the USA is incapable of stopping a Trident ICBM strike anyway.

So it's still quite effective.

Come to think of it, the same applies to its predecessor, Polaris.

So why did we replace that ?

To buy some new equipment (subs and missiles) of our friends again.

But now we are really thinking.

The Avro Vulcan was a strategic nuclear bomber. That could deliver a nuke pretty effectively. After all, we flew one non-stop from Ascencion Island to the Falklands and back.

And doesn't the Vulcan look and feel like Concorde ?

Ogive Delta wing, large unshrouded Olympus engines.

Hmmm... maybe that's why old Richard Branson wasn't allowed to buy one. Perhaps the upside-down periscope (check the Concorde at Yeovilton) was WW2 bomb-sight instead of something to check ice on the wings.

A concorde loaded with a nuke, travelling at Mach 2+ at 50,000 feet is probably totally unstoppable.

Maybe we don't need Trident , Polaris or whatever we buy to replace it anyway.

And then maybe we wouldn't have to sell the London Stock Exchange.

Just a little thought.

Oh my good gawd ...

by frowningstreet @ 2006-12-13 - 19:20:20

Are we barking mad in Britain these days ?

I mean, are we really offering to sell the London Stock Exchange ?

We may as well toss in Buckingham Palace and switch the lights off afterwards.

You won't own the FTSE100 companies, but you will certainly control them ; set their accounting policies ; their regulatory guidelines ; their takeover codes.

Hey, that just about amounts to control.

While we are on the subject, we may as well sell our armed forces at the same time on a sort of lease-purchase to the Russians / Chinese.

"
Tired Battalion for sale.
Much used.
One heartless owner.
Buyer collects from Afghanistan
Country of origin uninvaded since 1066
Offers please to Gordon Brownski , 11 Downing Street
"

Just because Gordon needs the money, doesn't mean we should sell the Crown Jewels.

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