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by frowningstreet @ 2006-11-30 - 13:49:38

Why not fish for prawns near where a nuclear submarine might hang out?

They are filter feeders, they keep the trace elements found in seawater in their little crusty shells.

I mean look at mother-of-pearl. Such a beautiful shiny metallic sort of shell.

Harvest the shells, grind em up. Pulverise them.

Then incinerate them into a hot gas, something a really fast centrifuge can handle.

Bish bosch. job done.

Heavy metal extracted from seawater.

But the seawater near where nukey subs hangout is even richer in the heavy elements.

So where do you find them?

Easy.

Look for potential deep water entrances on naval hydrology maps. The British Library has 'em all.

Quite a few choices around the world.

Tokeeyoyo harbour ? Slangtone Harbour ?

If you don't want to sleep with the little fishes, DONT EAT THE FISH.

Recipe 2:

Collect Radon 222 in your basement. The Govt. publish a radon-report quaterely , so you know where to look.

Then, sit back and wait for the Radon to turn into Lead 214.

Which itself is harmless.

But suddenly, something happens.

It turns into Polonium 210.

Sleeping in a basement can give you a real nasty cold.

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