We've got builders in the building right now.
You know, the sort of 'right matey', 'two sugars, plenty of milk' sort of folk. The sort of chaps that seem to do everything with a hammer and chisel yet still need boxes of tools and gubbins.
The standard method of work is to lash together a few bits of two-by-four and 'face it off with ply'. These guys can fix doors, repair windows and install kitchens by simply meditating on their mantra, drinking tea, breaking wind and scratching their backsides.
But this week they have learnt a new trick : using a fire extinguisher to prop open a fire door...
The doors have massive signs : 'Do not jam or leave open , FIRE HAZARD' is the proclamation.
The solution, is to remove the nice heavy red cylinders from the wall, and use them to perform the task.
I guesss it's a sort of martial art, using the force of the fire hazard to deal with itself.
Most Zen.
